Ok... this cracked me up! Introducing - Sherlock inspired tea!

"All at once exotic and mysterious and perhaps a little bit insane...

with a lingering hint of smoke."

Blend: Lapsang Souchong, Assam Melody, and Oriental Spice

"Queen and country traditionalist, but still recounting his days in Afghanistan drinking green tea, John Watson prefers his tea with a little cream, no sugar, and just a little warm from a touch of cinnamon."

Blend: Irish Breakfast, Cinnamon, Earl Grey Green

"Naturally sweet, mild, and most importantly, calm and smoothing."

Blend: Chamomile, Dewy Cherry, Snowbud

"Spicy chai backed by more ginger. Guaranteed to burn the heart out of you.

Because that's what people BREW!"

Blend: Ginger, Masala Chai

And finally,

"Inspired by Benedict Cumberbatch... Masala Chai is a tea mixture of healthy indian spices and herbs because I wanted the tea to be healthy and fresh. Benedict uses a cinnamon like cologne. It was only natural to pick cinnamon for this. And last, just a hint of ginger, inspired by his true hair color."

Blend: Masala Chai, Cinnamon, Ginger

haha... wow!

I could go for a culinary blend right about now.

All teas from Adagio.